My favourite tweets

if you use twitter or dont use twitter make sure to follow my tweets!!/wifihighfive

now that that is over here are some of my recent favourite tweets

 Donald Glover 
Fun fact: LA's streets and highways were designed by drunk kindergardeners.

 Cobra Commander 
Egg Nog is really elf jizz. Merry Christmas!

 Roger Ebert 
I'm taking a big shit right now, and it's gonna make me world-famous. 

 Seth Green 
Start by buying it a drink? RT @ Anyone know how to get eggnog out of a leopard-skin Speedo?

 Winnebago Man 
Jack Rebney wishes all of you a Merry Effin Christmas! You can hear Jack's message here: 


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