quote of the day

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

6 comments:

Suzanad said...

thank you for sharing

Robert Fünf said...

Haha I've seen this before, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.

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Leon Smith said...

Haha, okay then!

Bring_Napkins said...

LOL, well that was kind of disturbing, but thanks for sharing. I have something to try in the shower now that doesn't involve crying.

KUSHtunes said...

bahahahahaha. that made my morning. thank you for that.

Arcee said...

I thought for sure this was going to involve shitting in the shower or something.

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